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HUMOR
Jokes, puns, and lighter moments from CreedTek.
I read a text message so insulting that I threw my phone. Luckily, it was on airplane mode.
A quick CreedTek humor post from 2026-04-08.
Christopher Reed
15 hours ago1 min read
Made a drink out of black tea, milk and spices. It wasn’t great but I’ll chai again.
A quick CreedTek humor post from 2026-04-09.
Christopher Reed
16 hours ago1 min read
I did not see a single truck wrapped in camouflage today. Good work everyone!!
A quick CreedTek humor post from 2026-04-10.
Christopher Reed
16 hours ago1 min read
Learned I had a distant relative who was a respected judge in a small old west Texas...
A quick CreedTek humor post from 2026-04-10.
Christopher Reed
16 hours ago1 min read
The mute man Jesus healed in Mark 7:34 was "sentenced" for the rest of his life.
A quick CreedTek humor post from 2026-04-10.
Christopher Reed
16 hours ago1 min read
The matador’s motto was avoidabull.
A quick CreedTek humor post from 2026-04-11.
Christopher Reed
17 hours ago1 min read
Not sure why I have to pay this ticket. The officer’s note said parking fine.
A quick CreedTek humor post from 2026-04-11.
Christopher Reed
17 hours ago1 min read
The best pickup line ever.
A quick CreedTek humor post from 2026-04-15.
Christopher Reed
17 hours ago1 min read
My dog drank my invisible ink. At the emergency vet, waiting to be seen.
A quick CreedTek humor post from September 27, 2022.
Christopher Reed
Jun 121 min read
I was attacked by an ice cream cone. Took a while, but I’ve got it licked.
A quick CreedTek humor post from October 10, 2022.
Christopher Reed
Jun 61 min read
If the pink panther is really happy about something, what color is he tickled?
If the pink panther is really happy about something, what color is he tickled?
Christopher Reed
Jun 61 min read
I’m losing my hair. Someone bought me a new comb. I’ll never part with it.
A quick CreedTek humor post from September 5, 2022.
Christopher Reed
May 311 min read
The man proclaimed loudly for all to hear that he believes in people, places, and things!
The man proclaimed loudly for all to hear that he believes in people, places, and things! He must be pro-noun.
Christopher Reed
May 231 min read
Edgar Alan Poe’s son, Ty, could not spell.
Edgar Alan Poe’s son, Ty, could not spell.
Christopher Reed
May 211 min read
Make me a Coffee!
Never ask your wife to make you a coffee when she's in a bad mood.
Christopher Reed
May 161 min read
The new library has multiple stories.
The new library has multiple stories.
Christopher Reed
May 131 min read
20% of my couch is gone! “ouch.”
20% of my couch is gone! “ouch.”
Christopher Reed
May 101 min read
Happy Mother's Day
Nothing says "I love you Mom!" like the mass slaughter of innocent flowers.
Christopher Reed
May 101 min read
Charles Dicken’s diet.
Charles Dicken's diet
Christopher Reed
May 61 min read
Is it wrong to jump on a waterbed if you fill it with spring water?
Is it wrong to jump on a waterbed if you fill it with spring water?
Christopher Reed
May 51 min read
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