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Very happy to have the highest score on my apiculturist test. I got a B.

Very happy to have the highest score on my apiculturist test. I got a B.

Very happy to have the highest score on my apiculturist test. I got a B.

Christopher Reed

23 minutes ago1 min read

Today I saw a snowman in the produce isle. He was picking his nose.

Today I saw a snowman in the produce isle. He was picking his nose.

Today I saw a snowman in the produce isle. He was picking his nose.

Christopher Reed

38 minutes ago1 min read

When someone delivers a new doormat to your house, they install it at the same time.

When someone delivers a new doormat to your house, they install it at the same time.

When someone delivers a new doormat to your house, they install it at the same time.

Christopher Reed

53 minutes ago1 min read

To the cat who got my tongue

To the cat who got my tongue

To the cat who got my tongue

Christopher Reed

1 hour ago1 min read

A Myrmecophaga tridactyla with an upset tummy took some antacid.

A Myrmecophaga tridactyla with an upset tummy took some antacid.

A Myrmecophaga tridactyla with an upset tummy took some antacid.

Christopher Reed

1 hour ago1 min read

To an entire generation

To an entire generation

To an entire generation

Christopher Reed

2 hours ago1 min read

I’m going to plan my funeral to be as early as possible. So everyone will be in morning.

I’m going to plan my funeral to be as early as possible. So everyone will be in morning.

I’m going to plan my funeral to be as early as possible. So everyone will be in morning.

Christopher Reed

2 hours ago1 min read

C.S. Lewis On Three Ways of Writing for Children said “Since it is so likely that...

C.S. Lewis On Three Ways of Writing for Children said “Since it is so likely that...

C.S. Lewis On Three Ways of Writing for Children said “Since it is so likely that...

Christopher Reed

2 hours ago1 min read

What’s the opposite of a croissaunt?

What’s the opposite of a croissaunt?

What’s the opposite of a croissaunt?

Christopher Reed

2 hours ago1 min read

All frogs alive today descended from Poland. They are a tad-polish.

All frogs alive today descended from Poland. They are a tad-polish.

All frogs alive today descended from Poland. They are a tad-polish.

Christopher Reed

3 hours ago1 min read

My friend’s pony sounded bad. Guess he’s a little horse.

My friend’s pony sounded bad. Guess he’s a little horse.

My friend’s pony sounded bad. Guess he’s a little horse.

Christopher Reed

3 hours ago1 min read

Prayed the Lord would give me the right words today as I present at a conference. He...

Prayed the Lord would give me the right words today as I present at a conference. He...

Prayed the Lord would give me the right words today as I present at a conference. He...

Christopher Reed

3 hours ago1 min read

The last thing the electrician said was “I’ll be shocked if this works”

The last thing the electrician said was “I’ll be shocked if this works”

The last thing the electrician said was “I’ll be shocked if this works”

Christopher Reed

3 hours ago1 min read

I fainted on the Ferris Wheel but, I came back around.

I fainted on the Ferris Wheel but, I came back around.

I fainted on the Ferris Wheel but, I came back around.

Christopher Reed

4 hours ago1 min read

While we were away someone made a new driveway in front of my house. I have concrete...

While we were away someone made a new driveway in front of my house. I have concrete...

While we were away someone made a new driveway in front of my house. I have concrete...

Christopher Reed

4 hours ago1 min read

I’m very upset. I ordered food for my chickens and before it even arrived they sent me...

I’m very upset. I ordered food for my chickens and before it even arrived they sent me...

I’m very upset. I ordered food for my chickens and before it even arrived they sent me...

Christopher Reed

4 hours ago1 min read

Doctor: Are you allergic to footwear? Man: A Shoe? Doctor: So, yes.

Doctor: Are you allergic to footwear? Man: A Shoe? Doctor: So, yes.

Doctor: Are you allergic to footwear? Man: A Shoe? Doctor: So, yes.

Christopher Reed

4 hours ago1 min read

When an actor does not get the part they don’t make a scene.

When an actor does not get the part they don’t make a scene.

When an actor does not get the part they don’t make a scene.

Christopher Reed

5 hours ago1 min read

The cow failed her test. Miss Steaks were made.

The cow failed her test. Miss Steaks were made.

The cow failed her test. Miss Steaks were made.

Christopher Reed

5 hours ago1 min read

Digging tunnels is boring.

Digging tunnels is boring.

Digging tunnels is boring.

Christopher Reed

5 hours ago1 min read

I am not sure if this lake has two piers or if it is a paradox.

I am not sure if this lake has two piers or if it is a paradox.

I am not sure if this lake has two piers or if it is a paradox.

Christopher Reed

5 hours ago1 min read

My wife made a fresh loaf of Sourdough but, won’t let me have a piece. Apparently,...

My wife made a fresh loaf of Sourdough but, won’t let me have a piece. Apparently,...

My wife made a fresh loaf of Sourdough but, won’t let me have a piece. Apparently,...

Christopher Reed

6 hours ago1 min read

She only purchases magazines periodically.

She only purchases magazines periodically.

She only purchases magazines periodically.

Christopher Reed

6 hours ago1 min read

Bought a classical car… and now I’m Baroque!

Bought a classical car… and now I’m Baroque!

Bought a classical car… and now I’m Baroque!

Christopher Reed

6 hours ago1 min read

You can’t get down off a horse. You can get down off a duck.

You can’t get down off a horse. You can get down off a duck.

You can’t get down off a horse. You can get down off a duck.

Christopher Reed

6 hours ago1 min read

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