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HUMOR
Jokes, puns, and lighter moments from CreedTek.


Very happy to have the highest score on my apiculturist test. I got a B.
A quick CreedTek humor post from 2025-12-30.

Christopher Reed
3 hours ago1 min read


Today I saw a snowman in the produce isle. He was picking his nose.
A quick CreedTek humor post from 2025-11-07.

Christopher Reed
3 hours ago1 min read


When someone delivers a new doormat to your house, they install it at the same time.
A quick CreedTek humor post from 2025-09-18.

Christopher Reed
3 hours ago1 min read


To the cat who got my tongue
A quick CreedTek humor post from 2025-04-25.

Christopher Reed
4 hours ago1 min read


A Myrmecophaga tridactyla with an upset tummy took some antacid.
A quick CreedTek humor post from 2025-04-25.

Christopher Reed
4 hours ago1 min read


To an entire generation
A quick CreedTek humor post from 2025-04-25.

Christopher Reed
4 hours ago1 min read


I’m going to plan my funeral to be as early as possible. So everyone will be in morning.
A quick CreedTek humor post from 2025-08-23.

Christopher Reed
4 hours ago1 min read


C.S. Lewis On Three Ways of Writing for Children said “Since it is so likely that...
A quick CreedTek humor post from 2025-09-27.

Christopher Reed
5 hours ago1 min read


What’s the opposite of a croissaunt?
A quick CreedTek humor post from 2025-10-06.

Christopher Reed
5 hours ago1 min read


All frogs alive today descended from Poland. They are a tad-polish.
A quick CreedTek humor post from 2025-10-07.

Christopher Reed
5 hours ago1 min read


My friend’s pony sounded bad. Guess he’s a little horse.
A quick CreedTek humor post from 2025-10-08.

Christopher Reed
5 hours ago1 min read


Prayed the Lord would give me the right words today as I present at a conference. He...
A quick CreedTek humor post from 2025-10-15.

Christopher Reed
6 hours ago1 min read


The last thing the electrician said was “I’ll be shocked if this works”
A quick CreedTek humor post from 2025-11-08.

Christopher Reed
6 hours ago1 min read


I fainted on the Ferris Wheel but, I came back around.
A quick CreedTek humor post from 2025-11-08.

Christopher Reed
6 hours ago1 min read


While we were away someone made a new driveway in front of my house. I have concrete...
A quick CreedTek humor post from 2025-11-10.

Christopher Reed
6 hours ago1 min read


I’m very upset. I ordered food for my chickens and before it even arrived they sent me...
A quick CreedTek humor post from 2025-11-10.

Christopher Reed
7 hours ago1 min read


Doctor: Are you allergic to footwear? Man: A Shoe? Doctor: So, yes.
A quick CreedTek humor post from 2025-11-10.

Christopher Reed
7 hours ago1 min read


When an actor does not get the part they don’t make a scene.
A quick CreedTek humor post from 2025-11-11.

Christopher Reed
7 hours ago1 min read


The cow failed her test. Miss Steaks were made.
A quick CreedTek humor post from 2025-11-11.

Christopher Reed
7 hours ago1 min read


Digging tunnels is boring.
A quick CreedTek humor post from 2025-11-12.

Christopher Reed
8 hours ago1 min read
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